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mall rats!!!.......uhhh no [07 Dec 2003|03:18pm]
im at the topanga mall right now and there are these computers there so me and kareen are updating our lj's cuz we have nothing better to do!! say hi kareen......HI!...okay see ya later bye


way too happy [06 Dec 2003|04:35pm]
he said I was pretty

Jewish For A Day!! [05 Oct 2003|04:33pm]
[ mood | itchy ]

okay so friday was a bust but saturday was not to shabby.. i woke up at 10 and went to ANNA'S house....then we journied to the mall...you see she didn't eat kandie for a year so she got 100 big ones!! but she did it candy it was juts a scam that she told her parents to get money...sneaky sneaky...we then got clothing ate coo-koo-roo!!!!!! and wrote on sanrio merchandise!! we were busy...later that night i suprised kareen and went over to her house and ryann was thuurr...((on the phone)) but nothing new there! PaAhhAA BUrRRrRrrRN! so yes then my favorite people Jesse and Clay came over and since Jesse is a grown man he kan now drive!! im so proud...any way so we went to cold stone to get PuMpKiN PiE IcE CrEaM WiTh PiE CrUsT!!! the holiday seasons are just around the corner after all!! but the man in the winsow said they were closed so we went home and ate!!! and ate and ate and ate!! it was like we were on crack-canabis....ThE NeW DrUg ThAt'S sWeEpiNg tHe NaTiOn!!!!! we made middle eatern pizzas and waffles and a jewsish egg dish with chocolate syrup with walnuts...not to mention we had pop-tarts and macaroni 2 hours prior to this incident!!!! so then we sent to bed...:::goodNiGhT:::...then we woke up:::goodMoRniNg:::then we ate more then i toke las showeras and then my mom came and picked me up...now im holme on the computer....i knoe ur jealous of my fascinating life...it's okay you don't have to tell me or comment for that matter..there is school tomarrow for all the non-jews..i'm a non-jew but i'd swear that i am jewish so now i'm debating what to do...stay holme or got to school...HhHhMmmmmMmMmM????


Bean Sauce Sux On Ur Shirt [03 Oct 2003|08:11pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

okay well i really hate when this happens...it's friday...and i'm at holme. It's not too bad i admit i am hella tired..but i dono i kinda wanted to go and do stuff.This weekend was way too long it seemed to go on FOREVER and i kinda wanted to celebrate my freedom today...i don think you get it. Alright let me be emo for a minute...I feel soooo0Oo0oOoO000OoO weird right now. it always feels like i am dreaming because i can never quite see what is ACTUALLY happening. do you get it....my eyes are always so tired not my body just my eyes and it's confusing because eyes aren't supposed to be tired.emo Audrey is over.okay well among other feelings of mine i am in like with sumbody VERY IN LIKE...i dono it's kinda sad cuz when ever i see him i get all giddy and stuff hahah i feel like a school child...o wait i am a school child :( well that's my two cents...the funny part is i had so many plans for today. hmmm...i wonder what went wrong...??? let's recap .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................i recaped...yep according to my plans i shpuld be out and about right now...but i'm not!! whatevel i'm not going to dwell on the topic...and if kareen is as good a friend snd she seems to be she will come get me with ryann and company..but i don't think that's gunna happen...but just for my sake let's say it does...wait what?!?!? So for the remainder of my evening i will probably stay online surf the web chat to smarter child u knoe the reg. Although this week sucked...today was sooooooooooooo good. oamn u have no idea.......6th period was AWESOME as a matter of fact i would like to declare this day the best day of school this year...wow it was good. well now i think im gunna go do a puzzle or something. i dono.


i got bang.....s muhaha [28 Sep 2003|09:05pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I GOT BANGS...you knoe you want them...flash backs to 2nd grade....this weekend was so fun! friday...saturday...sunday='s Manon!! okay bed time for bonzos peace


Oww..You're On My Toe...Oh Sorry...(STEP) [27 Sep 2003|05:06pm]
[ mood | mischievous ]

hahah.hi..shaaaaprriisssezzezezez...im back black and better then ever!! it's been over a month since i've updated and i kno ur all dying to kno what's been up with my non-livejournal ways...ya right.okay well i started school and that's about it.at the moment i'm at manon's house. we just got back frome the LamEc...did that work..? probably not..any way we bought tickets for DICKie roberts but then got a refund because we didn't even knoe why we were at the movies in the first place we didn't want to see ine...so then we went to mcDONALDs it was so FUn..not really. then as we were up stairs sitting not doing nothing...manon goes..."IsN'T ThaT KaReEn?!?!!?" and sure enough little kareen was downstairs with ryann<3(she knoes she she wants me) and my best friend trevor..ya right. okay so i was yelling.."KaReEn!!!" and her being the dum heaD that she is didn't seeee me but ryann did.. so they came up stairs and talked to us...we had SOooo much fun we played games and had a few. me and trevor talked about the old times and what fun we had back then me and ryann also talked about my shirt that i wear everyday and the only pair of under wear she has...don't make fun of her guys it really hurts her feelings..so yes then we ditched them..hahah...and now we are at manon's house i think she's sleeping MuasHahaha this gives me an idea....brb im gunna get a bowl of water


[24 Aug 2003|08:36pm]
omg it's 8:36 on sunday night i start schoolon tuesday....man it sux to live in van nuys when you only wanna hang out in calabasas... :( okiii gt clean my messay messay room..payce

Oliver Twist for $150!!! [21 Aug 2003|08:57pm]
[ mood | full ]

The past couple days have been pretty RaD!?!I'm not sure of the dates exactly but here's what has happend....

Went to Kareen's at 9 in the morning
Went to the mall w/ her
Went holme

Had her comeover she spent the night
The next day Anna came over and we all went to the mall
Went back holme and realized I need to get time and sleep for my self other wise I get Cranky and mad at the People who eat my cookies :-)

The Next day Anna left Early in the morgan because she had a.....(GASP).....pHySiCaL!?!?!! She had to pee in a cup! :-0

Me an Kareen were bored of our booties so I suggested we go to the park and feed the crits..but she didn't like that one so finally after many boring hours we finally found sumthin to eat and do! we made cup-o-noodles!! and sat down to watch TITANIC!! but right when we did her FATHER came so she was likke...I WaNt My SoUp!! so we tried to eat it fast but it didn't work so she left...and then there was one...HaAhHaHaHaAaHhHAh...no


my phone is asian [15 Aug 2003|05:07pm]
[ mood | hot ]

My new phone is so asain/denmark.I'm really happy cause i broke my phone in March and now i finally got a new one.Whore-aye!BwUaHaHaHaHaaHaHa.This Wednesday was Kareen's Berfday...so we went to STANLEYS!!!we fit in like woah.no but it vas reaLLy funn.Me Kareen <3Anna<3 ryann and morgasm went there. and then we went holme. then a lil bit later sumone came over and we went sumwhere and stuff happend and then we saw our waiter driving down a lil ally way it was very neat. I'm having alot of fun with my portable.It can do so much.It can print things from the phone to the comp. I can transfer phone calls the other people...and now i'm training it to do back flips!!It is really awesome and i knoe you probably want it and now ur gunna try and steal.but chu cant!! i called van nuys today...(cause we are tight like that)and i was all liiiike,"WhEn Is bE tHe ScHeDuLe GoInG tO MaiLed?!?!" And she was like,"WeLl SiCe We Is LaZzZy AssEs HeRe wE Won't Be MaiLiNg ThEm In TiMe." so now everyone that goes to van nuys won't knoe there schedule till homeroom on the first day of schooll AgHghgHGGHHGh okay that sucks.



*Budddering The Bbbaby's Boddom* [07 Aug 2003|08:03am]
[ mood | awake ]

/Hey./I'm going on Vacation with Katie now./Were going to THE EMBASY SWEET'S!!!!/HaHaHaHA look how I spelled suite's./Oh Audrey your always good for an ol' laugh./Okkkay./I'll see ya when I get baccck./SHhHhHhAaAPpPRrRrIIiIisSszZZEe./Byeeeeeeee/


*I Forgot Something* [02 Aug 2003|09:05pm]
Pete Yorn Is Great

sCavinger type: dude
sCavinger type: i just shook hands with the cactus....

Katie Shook Hands With The Cactus

*Purdy Gurdy* [02 Aug 2003|08:34pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

/This week was gay./And I don't mean gay like Queer..I mean gay like the stupidest time ever...although I did see the way Katie was eyeing me./Friday afternoon I woke up from my sister wailing at me to get outta bed..cause there was a delivery guy in my oorway holding a matress./I got a new bed./That was not gay..That was awesome..maybe now my back will bend the right way./Then as I was blow drying my hair I realized Katie was in my hallway...so I went with her...and we went to her house./Then we walked to Brandon's house and ShHhHaAAaAApPRrRrRrRiiiiiZzZeEdDd him and Ary./I wonder what they were doing all alone in Brandons room...Hmmm./Me and Katherine Martha hung there fo a lil while./Then we went home./Whatvel..Friday night was QUEER!!!/I don't wanna talk about it./Saturday me and Katie woke up and we went to BRUNCH!!./It's not Breakfest it's not Lunch it's BRUNCH!!/But to tell you the truth it felt the same as breakfast and lunch...I was a little dissapointed./Then we went to OSH!!/And we got PAINNT!!/Then we painted her wall./Actually we only painted half a wall..o man/Then she spray painted great quotes on her wall..Like..."FaT GuY In A LiTtLe CoAt"/Then I fed the Crits./And then I left./Gay weekend./BYEEE!


*Im A Poet And I Didn't Even Knoe It* [27 Jul 2003|10:44pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]

/O MAAAAAN./What a week./It was great./Aiight so it all started out Thursday./I went over to Manon's house because she was going to Missouri...(or as I like to call it Misery..BwWwAAAaaAHhA!!) until Tuesay...and you knoe...I thought I should bid her farewell or whatever.../So I go over to her house looking all crusty and what not and guess whose there?/MY NEW FRIEND CARLOS!!!/I knoe I was shocked too./So anyway my new friend carlos is over and were talking about nuggets and stuff...when all of a sudden he's like,"SoCcEr!!!"/And Me and Manon are like,"SoCcEr!?!"/And he's like,"I hAvE sOcCeR"/So like 30 minutes later he left./Then Tarrrrrrrra came over./Fun Stuff./I went home and I went to slumber./On Friday I Slept until sometime in the afternoon./Then later on that night I recieved a call from my dear friend Katie./She was already at Max's House and was requesting my presence./So I went over thar./Whoa./Thta's all I have to say./That was a very cool night./Saturday me and Katherine woke up a little groggy...IF YA KNOE WHAT I MEAN!!!/Okay./Then I spray painted Katie's wall with numerous wonderful sayings./Such as...Tizzle Fizzle...F The Whiteman...Salt..Gurtled Milk..etc./So Then Phil and Andre came over man I love that guy I don't think I ever told him that enough so here ya go Phil I love you like a mouse loves it's chesse.?....??/Okay so they did some awesome roller stunts..and we was like,"WhOa!"/And then they left...BY FORCE!/Then we left Katie's house Katie came over....and we went to the Galleria..or as I would like to call it...THE SMELLERIA!!/Anyway we saw some people...had a few dirt fights with the plants...you knoe..the usual./Then we went home, roasted up some BEEF got a few crusts of bread and made some sort of food..I don really knoe what it was...BUT IT WAS GOOD and that's all that matters./Okay then we went to sleep./But we couldn't sleep so we were just lying in bed until 5 in the morning until suddenly we just slept I guess./So Sunday we woke up at 1:30 and Kareen came over./Then we scootered to RITE AID and got crappy ice cream that melted on my foot./Then I got angered me Kareen and Katie's non-sleepy ways..But then I resolved it...It's too bad Kareen had already left..aww i wuv vo kareen./So now I'm here re-calling my weekend and wishing I did some things that I hadn't and wishing I didn't do some things that I did./But o well don't hate the player hate the game!!!/I love it when I don't make sense.


sCavinger type: ur still up? sCavinger type: wtf? [17 Jul 2003|01:49am]
[ mood | drained ]

/Must sleep./O man I wanna sleep but I'm not tired won't sumone call me or go online./It's so sadrr./


XcXhXeXrXrXyX: still doing ur homework stubs? [16 Jul 2003|10:17pm]
[ mood | groggy ]

/Awwiiiiight./So I'm sitting on my chair and I was like,"HeY ThEsE M&M's LoOK pReEtY hARmLeSs?!?"/So I grab them./And on the cover it had some sort of contest about finding Hippie M&M's and winning some sort of money./So I'm Like,"WhAtEvEl!"/So I crack them open and guess what the fizzle is just sitting in the bag?/HIPPIE M&M's!!!/I was like,"Oh No I DiDn'T!"/Long story short...supposedly they alllllllllllllll had to be Hippie colors and only the yellow and green were...man those people at the M&M factory are really big fruits./They're gonna give some poor old man a heart attack......either that or the chocolate itself will./


*Get The Perfect Shot Before You Get Shot* [16 Jul 2003|07:53pm]
[ mood | tired ]

/This weekend was okaaaay./Awwwwwiiiight./HaHaHaHa./Not so much to say today but give me a few hours and it will come to me./Oh ya and I think I broke Kareens computer hey sorry about that./But whatevel she can get a new one...she's Jewish./


*What An iiiiiidiot* [12 Jul 2003|08:11pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

Well its manon here....and today was a fab day...really...woke up...tara and audrey came over...then later mitch came...19 year old hottie..wow we went swimming and mmmm niiiice body...muahahapaehhea...great and he is just gonna basically just spend the night!!! deauh... what an iiidoit..ok have no time ...weve gotta go....pPpPpPPpPpPp..do u not get itrrr?!?!
<3 ManOn

/Hey it's Audrey./Okay and just as a reminder I don't have any friends./Just thought I should let you knoe./


*I'm Not Sure But I Think I Could Kick Your Ass* [11 Jul 2003|02:27pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

/Hi Hi Hi./So ya the thing that I was all pissy about a few days ago I'm completley over now./I dono sum people can't handle THE TRUTH!/Hah!/Whatver they knoe we'll be chillin like next week./I dono what it is but this summer weather has really gotten too me./I always feel like breaking out in song and dance./For instance whenever someone says a catch phrase from a song I imagine the whole street bustin' out in song./Dorkwad./Aiight well Kareen just left for Newport w/ Ryann./There gonna be doin' some major surfin this weekend...well Ryann will be doin' some major surfing this weekend..j/k kareen...not../I think I'm gonna have to start a daily routine./I had to get dressed this morning....which BTW I haven't done since fourth of july....and it felt like a chore to get up and ready./That's sad./Aiight I'm gonna go bathe because I saw ur face!/Peace./


*This Reminds Me Off A Song....On The First Day Of Christmas...* [10 Jul 2003|01:25pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

/Today is a much better day./I love not worrying about people./What relief./Heres a test I got from sara./Enjoy./

-- Name: Audrey (_______)

-- Birthdate: March 5

-- Birthplace: beverly hills

-- Current Location: ban nice

-- Eye Color: hazel

-- Hair Color: Crap Color

-- Height: 5'5

-- Righty or Lefty: usually righty but I can also write w/ my left hand im doin it now~!

-- Zodiac Sign: Picesescesces...I dono how to spell it?

-- Your heritage: British..Irish(whiteness)..Canadian..SWEDISH lol..and umm Craptianya HaHaHaHa that made no sence...

-- The shoes you wore today: None

-- Your weakness: ?

-- Your fears: ghost..and waking up with a spider on my head~!

-- Your perfect pizza: It's pink w/ teddy bears and sparkles~! :0

-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Just to be happy and succesful.

-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Yoel..Tizzle..PaAaHhHaAHhAaA..brb..ur face

-- Your first thoughts waking up: NoO0Oo0OooOo0~!!!

-- Your best physical feature: ur mom..

-- Your bedtime: 7 PM~!!

-- Your most missed memory: Elementary school...((tear))

-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

--McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King

-- Single or group dates: Single

-- Adidas or Nike: hmmm..doesn't really matter I'm not too much of a shoe wearer anyway..

-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Raspberry lipton

-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla

-- Cappuccino or coffee: I dono there both too hott

-- smoke: Noel

-- Cuss: Sumtimes

-- Sing: Make me~!! Okay fine you talked me into it La La La La La

-- Take a shower everyday: Whats a shower PAHHH!!

-- Have a crush(es): Maybe..

-- Do you think you've been in love: Noel.

-- Want to go to college: Ya

--Like High School: Not so much..but I would if I went sum where else.

-- Want to get married: Ya

-- Believe in yourself: CORNY~!

-- Get motion sickness: Noel.

-- Think you're attractive: C'mon Chu knoe u want me!

-- Think you're a health freak: i dont share drinks...

-- Get along with your parents: ya

-- Like thunderstorms: ya..when im at home..with my blanket and a flashlight near by.

-- Play an instrument: As a matter of fact yes..I've been studying the triangle for many a years..

In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: No

-- Smoked: No

-- Done a drug: ya

-- Had Sex: With you..?? i don thank so

-- Made out:...no...BUT THE MONTH IS YOUNG!!

-- Gone on a date: no

-- Gone to the mall? ya

-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No i don't like them except when they've been sitting in milk for an hour.

-- Eaten sushi: No sorry I prefer my food cooked..unless it's like hamburger meat then i'll eat it raw~!

-- Been on stage: No but i've played kids on stage..its a bored game

-- Been dumped: no

-- Gone skating: actually yes...i turned pro

-- Made homemade cookies: no..but a few nights ago I baked a cake

-- Gone skinny dipping: no

-- Dyed your hair: no

-- Stolen anything: i think i took hair clips from ralphs..i was like in 5th grade.

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: ya

-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: no

-- Been caught "doing something": I confused

-- Been called a tease: no

-- Gotten beaten up: Ya by like my 5 year old neighboor...hahahah how sad

-- Shoplifted: ...

-- Changed who you were to fit in: no.

-- Age you hope to be married: ...late 20's early 30's when i'm old and frail

-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1..Audrey Two

-- Describe your dream wedding: I'm not sure

-- How do you want to die: Either by saving someone else or when I'm very old

-- Where you want to go to college: I dono

-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Too many things I gotta narrow it down.

-- What country would you most like to visit: Some place quiet and pretty.

In a guy/girl..
-- Best eye color? Dark Green

-- Best hair color? Black

-- Short or long hair: longish/shortish

-- Height: same height as me or a little taller

-- Best weight: i dont reely care

-- Best articles of clothing: ??

-- Best first date location: ??

-- Best first kiss location: The rain...((sigh))

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: I dono

-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 9

-- Number of CDs that I own: i dono

-- Number of piercings: 2

-- Number of tattoos: none

-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: once when my grandpa died ;(

-- Number of scars on my body: my knee..my leg..my toe

-- Number of things in my past that I regret: 2974765719875429675


*Worst Day Ever* [09 Jul 2003|09:51pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

/I am in a horrible mood./I don't knoe how much longer I can take this./Everything is soO0oO0oO0 confusing./Excuse me I think i'll go jump off a cliff./


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